Alternate Revenue Sources (or should that be Sauces?)

I saw a phone box advert the other day for this rather strange piece of branding.  Apparently the veteran film critic Barry Norman has launched his own brand of pickles.

Given that I kicked off some discussion recently about the sustainability of online SF reviewing, I thought that maybe we should take a leaf out of Barry's book and launch our own lines of products.

In the end I opted for an over-poweringly pungent and acerbic salad dressing, which I felt perfectly captured my reviewing style but I could also have gone for my own brand of Pixy Stix (dry, sour and terrible for you).

What kind of product best embodies your approach to reviewing?